Top 10 Descriptors a Winemaker Hates to Hear

10. Wet rodent
9. Labrador breath
8. Mase
7. Moise navel lint
6. ’63 Chevy Nova exhaust
5. Men’s room at baseball park during a game
4. Mustard gas
3. Velvetta
2. Old running shoes
1. Old running shorts

From John Cunin, owner of the Cypress Club in San Francisco